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1. (Taylor Swift) (4242↑, 3160↓)
A beautiful and incredibly talented singer whose blue eyes apparently put the stars in Georgia to shame.

Girl \#1: Who sings that great song "Tim McGraw"??? Girl \#2: That beautiful and incredibly talented singer Taylor Swift of course\!\!\!

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2. (Taylor Swift) (2251↑, 1564↓)
A "country" singer who has a large following of girls aged 10-18, thinking the are "big country fans" even though the only "country" they listen to is Taylor Swift. Her music is actually pop with a bit of fiddle and a fake southern accent, making up the "country" aspect of her music.

13 y.o. girl: OMG\!1\!\!1 dID U gEt teh NeW TAy sWiFt aLbUm? ItS HeLlA raw\!\!11\! ivE aLWaYs bEEn a BIG coUnTRy faN\!\!1\!\! Actual country music fan: Taylor Swift isn't country (throws ipod filled with songs by George Strait, Hank Williams Sr. and Jr., Alan Jackson, Randy Travis, etc. at her)

3. (Taylor Swift) (3562↑, 2891↓)
Overrated, overexposed grown woman who can't get over her long-gone high school days. Claims to be a "country" singer when she's from Pennsylvania and her songs are nothing but manufactured pop music made for radio, with a bit of banjo and fake country twang thrown in here and there. Strums the same chords over and over, has an average voice, and mediocre writing abilities which mainly focus on boys and what not. But because of her ability to dazzle gullible tweens with her sparkly prom dresses, catchy tunes, and overly innocent, vanilla persona, she has moved on to fooling the general masses into thinking she is a gift to the music world. But alas, people will inevitably get sick of her being forced down their throats. She will eventually be embroiled in some sort of scandal as she is actually bat-shit crazy in reality, and her career will come spiraling down into oblivion. Kanye West will then be known as Prophet Kanye for seeing and warning us all of this before it happened.

Ten years from now: Romeo Butkiss: Hey, did you see that "Where Are They Now?" episode last night? Juliet Vomitus: Yeah\! That Taylor Swift broad with the squinty eyes who peaked too fast was on there. She's divorced now and living with her 13 cats in Stumptoe, Arkansas.

4. (Taylor Swift) (1544↑, 1180↓)
An annoying young woman who lives in a fantasy world and gets waay to much credit for writing average songs with preschool level lyrics and music so easy a coffee cup could perform it.

Person 1 : "Fuck that is an annoying song on the radio. I want to punch whoever is singing that shit right in the junk" Person 2 : "That's Taylor Swift and you're right it is fucking terrible. She deserves a kick in the box"

5. (Taylor Swift) (1548↑, 1187↓)
An overrated pop star. -She gets all her fame and fortune by making everyone feel sorry for her. [Kanye West disses her bloody horrible and stupid music video that she stupidly won an award for, so now the whole world feels bad for her, so now she wins every award possible.][Got girls everywhere feeling sorry for her because Joe Jonas broke her heart after no more than a two month, long distance relationship]. -Has little vocal ability, yet wins awards against the likes of Martina McBride and Beyonce, again because people feel bad for her, and everyone seems to jump on the bandwagon. -Claims to write all of her songs about personal experiences, yet if you listen to her albums, it's obvious that she is either a wh.ore who's had way to many boyfriends at such a young age, is a complete b.itch that no guy can stand to date for more than a month or two, or happens to be A LIAR. -Acts as if she is all innocent and perfect, yet she wears extremely short skirts in concert, then disses short skirts in one of her songs. Oh, AND she takes pictures with people who have Nazi symbols painted all over their clothing. -Is over emotional about guys. Thinks every guy she speaks to should adore her unconditionally forever and ever. And actually believes it's perfectly fine to stalk her ex boyfriends "just to check up on them" and admit to it, for the entire world to hear. -Has NO vocal skills, NO guitar skills at all. -Basically just an insult to country music.

Girl \#1: OMG. TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO AMAZING. I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, KANYE WEST IS SUCH A RETARDED IDIOT, BEYONCE'S VIDEO SUCKS, HE SUCKS, HE'S THE WORST PERSON ALIVE. Girl \#2: HAHAHAHA. I thought it was funny. I mean, Beyonce's video was epic. Kanye was right, wether he was nice about it or not.

6. (Taylor Swift) (745↑, 383↓)
Hilary Duff as a country singer.

Taylor Swift sings like Hilary Duff, she acts like Hilary Duff...but she just adds and banjo and a fiddle and that makes her on the country station.

7. (Taylor Swift) (942↑, 582↓)
A fail waiting to happen.

Guy: Taylor Swift is so hott\! Girl: Have you even heard her music? Guy: Well, er... No...

8. (Taylor Swift) (892↑, 535↓)
A demeaning term used make fun of a certain female's small or obsolete breasts.

"You have Taylor Swift boobs" "YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK\!\!"

9. (Taylor Swift) (800↑, 444↓)
A overly hyped mediocre country singer who only sings about teenage "love", whose career was drastically skyrocketed by sympathy due to an embarrassing drunken act preformed by famed rapper Kanye West. It has been reported that she sued a small karrrokee bar in Texas because people were singing her song and she was not getting any royalties for it. Next time yo think she is this "sweet and innocent girl" think again. Did anyone else noticed that she fakes her "OMG I cant believe I just won an award" expression? She knows she is like the top country singer right now(don't see why though). That act really needs to go and i hope evceryone can see her for the fake and petty person that she reall is.

Girl 1: [Gawsh] Taylor Swift needs some new material for her songs. Girl 2: What do you expect she is a [mediocre] singer/songwriter. Guy 1: That Taylor Swift's hot isn't she? Guy 2: Nah not really. To me she looks like a chipmunk, beaver, deer, ferret looking thing. Guy 1: Haha, to each his own bro.

10. (Taylor Swift) (737↑, 406↓)
An okay singer, most famous for her songs, "Tim McGraw", "Our Song", and "Teardrops On My Guitar". She writes mostly about how much she hates her exboyfriends, how in love she is with guys who don't like her back, and just boys and love in general. Writes all her own songs, which is why most people like her. Most people call her music "country", but it's not. It's more pop with a really small country touch, better defined as "country-pop". But it's actually more pop than country. Her voice is okay on professional recordings, but she really sucks live, which is the hard truth. Dated Joe Jonas for like 2 minutes, but was then he cheated on her with Camilla Belle and dumped her (Taylor Swift) in a 27-second phone call. Pretty man-whorish of him, but it didn't do her good-girl reputation much good to have such a publicized break up.

Lissa-Hey, did you get the new Taylor Swift CD? Sarita-Yeah, it's okay. Lissa-OKAY? It's fuckin AMAZING\! Sarita-Mmm...she's really just okay. I mean she writes all her own songs, which is cool, but her voice kinda sucks. Lissa-No it doesn't\! I wish I could sing like her. Sarita-Whatever. She's only famous because she's pretty. And a good lyricist. But that's pretty much it.

11. (Taylor Swift) (570↑, 279↓)
-An overrated, mediocre, blonde singer/songwriter who sings pop, not country. -Fans tend to be stupid, white 12 year old girls who don't know what decent music is. -People felt bad for her after Kanye West interrupted her at the 2009 VMAs. She should be thanking him. -She doesn't deserve half of the awards she's received (including the one in the VMAs). -At least she's somewhat of a decent role model.

I'm glad they stopped overplaying those annoying Taylor Swift songs.

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12. (Taylor Swift) (442↑, 152↓)
Okay singer. She does write all her own songs, but they are mostly about the same thing. She has a nice voice. All her songs are catergorized as country but are really pop. I don't know why are these people are saying she's a good role model because all she does is sing about guys. She is nice and funny. A lot of idiotic girls now hate her because she dates Taylor Lautner. I don't think she's deserved as many awards as she's gotten, but she is a good person.

Have you heard the song Love Story by Taylor Swift? Yeah, it's pretty good. But definately not country.

13. (Taylor swift) (707↑, 440↓)
A young rising artist that only focus on boys and apparently that's what her songs are mostly about. Influencing many children under the ages of 13 and regular teens that "getting a guy" equals to life. Most of her songs are about breakups with guys, falling in love with guys, when you're friends with the guys but he likes some other girl, comparing her lovelife to romeo and juliet, and when the guy hates you or when you hate him. She also write songs to get over guys. Many people think she is a great artist for her guitar skills and her voice, but most haters seem to find that her voice sounds digitalize on the radio and if you actually hear her sing in real life she falls flat, loses breathe, and ect. There is also another reason why she was such big of a fans and that is for: -she's young and new -she has talents and "looks" -her songs has a good melody that most people enjoy too, but besides from the melody they are too busy enjoying that to understand that the lyrics aren't that great and only half the song is good -she also steal songs and melodies from other bands if you listen very carefully but just changed it to more country or in a different octave. -she knows the jonas brothers and know joe a little to well. she also made most of their fanbase obsess over her now. -she will be appearing in miley cyrus's movie hannah montanna the movie as guest staring. miley cyrus being another star to the celebrity scene which is good since taylor got out some huge press from just hanging out with miley and the jonas brothers.

Person1: What are you listening too? TayFan: OMG Taylor swift what are you a moron? Person1: Umm no i was just wondering because i have to say the lyrics are terrible and it sounds like a 13 year old can right far better. Tayfan: GASP you know what\!\!\! Her songs are the best\! Person1: All she writes about is boy .. . oh wait i'm sorry you fanatize over boys too cause just like her you appear to be a slut Tayfan: Gasp\!that is so not true she doesn't write about guys except for Love story, our song, tim mcgraw which btw has no relation to tim at all so it was pretty stupid for tim to thank her for writing a song about him when it clearly was, white horse, you belong with me, i'd lie, stay beautiful, picture to burn, teardrops on my guitar, Person1: Umm that's a lot Tayfan: Pshh no it isn't\! I should know since i get an A in counting. Person1: Counting is not a subject Tayfan: Well in Pe it is person1: PE? Tayfan: Ya\! Counting how many split ends ugly girls have lol like you Person1: Wow are you sure brown in your natrual color? Cause being a big blonde air head seems to fit you more Tayfan: WHATEVER\! (rolls head snap snap snap) Loser taylor rocks\! Person1: OKay whatever. have fun listening to your "corey's eyes are like a jungle, when he smiles it's like the radio" That does not even make sense\! But okay i'm just going to be over here listening to some real music.

14. (Taylor Swift) (394↑, 148↓)
One of those pretty nice girls . who is saddly doesn't have the talent to be a grammy winner-yet is. The girl seams sweet,but she can't hit the right notes. and in my opinion she is not ''the voice of the generation''\! oh and she acts country , but she's actoually just pop with some bango in the back.and she usese the same beats , and stuff.

Dude\#1-Did u hear ''U belong with me'' by Taylor Swift Dude\#2-Yeah , cute song , WRONG singer\! Dude\#1-But she's hot Dude\#2-I'm leaving

15. (Taylor swift) (710↑, 464↓)
A complete waste of life and money. Another 18 year old girl white girl who thinks she can sing but cant and spends all her money on auto tune. Also seems to follow a lyric pattern of hate men love men which is the basis of most other country music as well now a days.

Damn Taylor Swift must be broke, she puts all her money into autotune. i think she should just give up she sounds like a raspy monkey jerking off and flinging poop all over the place.

16. (Taylor Swift) (298↑, 57↓)
A gorgeous sorta country-ish singer who is currently VERY popular, especially among girls of all ages. Many call her talented, but...I kind of disagree. Her voice is sweet and pleasant but weak, her guitar playing is of the simplest caliber, and her songs are very very cliche, but kinda catchy. However, her hit single "You belong with me" I cannot STAND. It's overplayed and just obnoxious. "Oh, look at me, the girl my crush is dating wears high heels and short skirts, and I'm so much better and humble because I wear t-shirts and sneakers\!\! Oh, and she's a cheerleader so that automatically makes her a bitch\! He should pay attention to me now because I'm less popular\!" I'm sorry, I don't really even dislike Taylor Swift, I just can't STAND that song and i'ts message, like I said.

12 year old girl: OMG\!\!\!\!\!1 TAYLOR IS SO AMAZING\!\! YOU BELONG WITH ME IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER\!\!1 Me: Taylor Swift is alright. I mean, some of her songs are kinda catchy, but "you belong with me" just makes me cringe.

17. (Taylor Swift) (466↑, 228↓)
A 20 year old, who acts like a 9 year old, that sounds like a dying ferret with down syndrome. Her "music" appeals to young, insecure, tone deaf individuals who for some reason think she can ACTUALLY sing, and for some reason, each of her terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.

Taylor Swift cannot sing to save her life.

18. (taylor swift) (330↑, 95↓)
A girl who sings "country" and who for some reason everyone seems to like. however, if you look into her eyes, you can plainly see the pure EVIL that hides there under thet "inocent" persona.

Taylor swift is a grown woman who looks nice but is pure evil.

19. (Taylor Swift) (471↑, 238↓)
Rat-faced, terrible singer, incredibly fake.

Taylor Swift.

20. (Taylor Swift) (282↑, 52↓)
A prime example of how looks can get you anywhere in America. Despite her rat like features, our nation has fallen absolutely head over heels in love with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is one of the worst singers to ever come out of country music. Her songs were good when she first came out but then they got old, repetitive, and most of them are just stupid with little to no real meaning, other then her bad experience with a boy. I expected a little bit of a different sound in her new album now that shes hit 21, but Taylor Swift is a 8 year old in an 21 year old body. If you hate on Taylor Swift in public you are asking for a death wish because even your best of friends will hate you. Taylor Swift is most famous for being interrupted by Kanye West at the VMAs. She road that gravy train to ultimate stardom and wrote a stupid song about the experience called Innocence.

Jennifer: "I mean yeah maybe Taylor Swift has a good personality, but she's a horrible singer.." Jennifers best friend: "Don't ever f-ing talk about Taylor Swift like that again, you're obviously jeal..."

21. (Taylor Swift) (275↑, 45↓)
A twenty one year old pop singer with an average voice & looks but is often wrongly described as a beautiful girl with an amazing voice. Can't keep eyes open. Is twenty one and a legal adult, but is still mentally fifteen. Is sickly obsessed with men and will date any boy she can get her hands on, no matter their age, just as long as they are a celebrity. The relationship lasts a couple of months at the most, then after they break up, her heart is somehow broken and she gets revenge. Her most common ways of getting revenge are writing shitty pop songs about him and then digitally adding banjoes, guitars, and fiddles so it will classify as a country song; Talking shit on him about him to the media; and making meaningless youtube videos of her playing barbies and reliving the breakup.

Girl: "Don't break up with me or I'll go Taylor Swift on you." Boy: *shudders*

22. (Taylor Swift) (401↑, 171↓)
The new Antichrist in music yeah my ex band-mate used to be the Antichrist Superstar but she took his position.

Taylor Swift- Buy my records or else Me- Why? Taylor- Cause I'm the fucking Antichrist bitch and I'll eat you Me-Yeah right (grabs chainsaw and slices her up)

23. (Taylor Swift) (290↑, 61↓)
Cocaine, derived from the term "white girl".

A: Damn, what the hell was wrong with Frank at the party last night? He never shut up for more than five seconds, dripped blood all over the carpet and insisted we listen to "Rumours" by Fleetwood Mac on repeat for an hour. B: He's a big Taylor Swift fan. A: Ah.

24. (Taylor Swift) (274↑, 48↓)
A girl version of Justin Bieber Can't really sing nor play guitar All of their songs are about stupid made-up love and only has two different chords Acts like they're 5 years younger Idols of retarded 6-13 years old girls

Little Girl: When I grow up, I want to be like Taylor Swift\! Girl 2: Isn't she the "country" singer with fucking mediocre songs with stupid lyrics? Guy: Yeah, just like [Justin Bieber]

25. (taylor swift) (357↑, 132↓)
A pop singer who says she is a a country singer. While her songs are good she is annoying cause she says she is country and alot of her fans say she is, and if you say diffencet they will try to hurt you. A sex tape of her giveing oral to a unknown male and kissing miley cryus come out a few weeks ago. But she and her people got it and put videos of her in a swim suit from the song I'm only me when i'am with you on the internet saying it was the tape but it was not.

Hey did you hear taylor swift's new song it is ansome. Yeah but i hate her cause she says she is country but really she is pop. Yeah you hear that the sex tape of her was just the music video I'm only me when i'am with you. Yeah but it was not the real one she just got the people posting it to change it to that video so she could say she was still a virgin.

26. (Taylor Swift) (287↑, 65↓)
What happened when some hoe ran into a rundown drunk cowboy town and decided to have sex with the nearest thing with a penis. Result = a cutesy blonde girl who was told growing up she has a potential singing gift if only she would share it with the world, but now that she did 'share her gift' the world is asking her to go into hiding in Alaska because every time they listen to a song, their ears bleed in pain. Listening to more than one Taylor Swift song a day (why you're listening to her whitetrash country shit i don't know..) will result in a very routine, depressing day because you will forever have the same melody stuck in your head but you won't be able to decide if you are 1. hating a guy 2. in love with a guy 3. or hating a girl who took the guy who you hate because you were in love with him then he left you for another hoe. ... Thanks a fucking lot Taylor Swift. Go move to Alaska. or better yet Canada, and take Justin Beiber with you. P.S. scarlet letter refers to a girl who got knocked up, and is a classic. the song you use that to discribe yourself in is totally using it wrong because you're just being a whiney bitch because your dad won't let you date a drunkhobo. Completely wrong use of the phrase 'scarlet letter' .

depressed emo girl : God, i hate him and that stupid whore he ran off with. I loved him so much and he completely ruined me. I think I'll write a repetative song to express my feelings .. again. person : too much Taylor Swift again ?

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27. (Taylor Swift) (1795↑, 1620↓)
Hotter than your girlfriend.

Taylor Swift is hotter than your girlfriend.

28. (Taylor Swift) (313↑, 149↓)
To tell your friends you are going to hang out somewhere while going to said location and joining in a two man jerk circle.

"I guess Droopy left to go and have a Taylor Swift."

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29. (Taylor Swift) (145↑, 6↓)
The act of busting into the love-of-your-life’s wedding, proclaim your love for said bride or groom in the hopes they walk away with you instead. Like a Taylor Swift song.

Bee decided to Taylor Swift Short because she was always "the one" for her.

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30. (taylor swift) (1570↑, 1580↓)
Best female country singer on the planet. Newcomer Taylor Swift surely had alot to prove but she bit the bullet. Her songs are playing on my local country station all the time and I don't blame the DJ's. Best song is Stay Beautiful. :]

Taylor Swift is awesome.

31. (Taylor Swift) (7↑, 19↓)
That girl who has 92 awards, sold over a million concert tickets, has almost 10 million followers on twitter, who sold out Madison Square Garden in 59.4 seconds.

One Person: "Taylor Swift has no talent." The rest of the world: *gasps*

32. (Taylor Swift) (2↑, 16↓)
The Beautiful 22 year old woman who has won countless awards, has the very best fans in the world, and ends up on forbes list. she has a lot of talent behind a guitar and sings like an angel. her blonde hair and blue eyes were clearly a gift to mankind by god himself, and is the most beautiful and amazing person to walk this earth.

Guy 1: hey man did you hear that one song "Sparks Fly" by Taylor Swift? Guy 2: yeahh man that song is [Awesome] almost better then her song "Speak Now" Guy 3: you guys talking about that beautiful woman named Taylor Swift? Guy 1&2: ofcourse\!\! Guy 3: i love her\!

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33. (Taylor Swift) (5↑, 19↓)
An amazing country-pop singer. Some people don't like her music, but it is about love, growing up, family, and things that really go on in people's lives. She is beautiful, and unlike other female celebs, she got famous by her music, not by acting like a slut.

Taylor Swift: sings songs at concert fan: I want to be just like her\!\!\!\!

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34. (Taylor Swift) (15↑, 104↓)
Actually a pretty talented girl. Writes all her own lyrics and plays guitar, and despite what everyone on here says she does have a good voice. However I will give you all that her music definetely is *not* country. Most people diss her for all her songs being about the same thing, but there are quite a few that aren't, and even so, most country songs are about "love" anyway.

Some Guy on Urban Dictionary- "OMG Taylor Swift is so bad live\!\!11\!" Me- "Have you even SEEN her live? Go watch her sing acoustic on YouTube." SGoUD-"Oh.. *Facepalm*"

35. (Taylor Swift) (21↑, 131↓)
A beautiful young woman who may not sing real country music, but has enough so that the general public can listen to it without talking with southern accents for the rest of the day. Also a great role model because she doesn't get drunk or land herself in rehab, and also dresses sophisticatedly. You say that all she can write about it boys, but it's about time someone told the men of this society what we feel about them. No, we don't always wanna hook up with you, our relationships should have feelings involved too. Taylor Swift represents all the romance of this world, which is a hell of a lot better than songs like, "Look like a fat booty Celine Dion, sex is on fire im the king of fire" ( yes that's Kanye West ) She sings songs about feelings that we can relate to. Although her voice isn't the greatest, it's her lyrics that make the most of her songs. Everyone has their own style of music, but compared to all the crap songs on the radio these days that have about two lines of worlds and a lot of computer noise, I'd say Taylor Swift's songs are real music.

Man listening to overrated music: "Bomb ass pussy Ma ooh you got that bomb, know you got it Ma ooh, you got some bomb ass pussy Ma I know you got that bomb bomb pussy\!\!" Girl: "Jesus Christ what are you listening to?\!" Man: Oh Holidae Innnn\!\!\!" Girl: "Unhhh listen to some real music for once, Taylor Swift for example...."

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36. (Taylor Swift) (25↑, 135↓)
An amazingly talented singer, who may not be all country but could surely be if she wanted to. She can hold her head strong even with all the haters out there. A great idol for any teen no matter what others think.

Example 1) Wow, Taylor Swift is so cool, I really liked her new music video...

37. (Taylor Swift) (27↑, 138↓)
noun; Established in 1989. Laughs often, plays guitar, and bakes when she's bored. Still believes that loves can last forever.

Taylor Swift, born in Wyomissing, PA, has became very successful in the music industry. She has won 78 awards during her career. Taylor Swift is the youngest person in ACM history to win Album of the Year for her CD Fearless. She is also the youngest person to ever win Entertainer of the Year, at age 19.

38. (Taylor Swift) (17↑, 151↓)
The epitome of capitalizing on heartbreak.

That is so Taylor Swift of you.

39. (Taylor Swift) (26↑, 161↓)
A singer who manages to relate to many teenage girls, and her songs are like journal entries. Kanye West thinks Beyonce is better, and interrupted her once.

Bad day? There's a Taylor Swift song for that.

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40. (Taylor Swift) (29↑, 165↓)
A gorgeous, successful singer and songwriter who earnt her fame, not inherited it. Grew up on a Christmas tree farm and was bullied because she had curly hair and loved country music. Look where she is now. Taylor is amazing, to all the haters- could you actually do anything she's done? No. Get a life.

Person 1: "I feel so down in the dumps right now, I've had an awful day." Puts on CD and 'Fifteen' begins to play. Taylor Swift has a song for everything.

41. (Taylor Swift) (49↑, 186↓)
She has more talent than you do and ever will. She has a record deal and millions of people love her. She sings songs that relate to her fans, which is really hard to do. You try writing songs that people will actually LIKE and want to listen to forever. When our generation is older and we listen to those oldie stations, tons of her songs will be up there because people LIKE her. She is an amazing, caring, talented person who loves her freinds, family and fans. All her songs relate to people in one way or another. More people love here than will like people who just decide to bash on her on the internet. She has more talent in her pinky than you do in that big head of yours if you think that you're all tough for bashing on her on Urban Dictionary. I don't really give a damn if you like Taylor Swift or not, but honestly, is it really mature to talk trash about her? Grow up. You say she lives in a fantasy world? So? What's wrong with that? What's wrong if wishing life was nice and simple instead of having people like you guys talking shit about her. When was the last time you wrote a song that connected to billions of other people? Hmm? And that a ton of people like? She has a ton. And if you don't like Taylor Swift, who cares? You're entitled to your opinion, and it's not that big of a deal to say what it is, but to point out every single little thing you think is wrong about her is just mean. Get a life and grow up.

Me: Whatcha doin? Dumb ass kid: Listening to some ridiculous Taylor Swift fantasy chick that can't get her head out of the clouds Me: And that's a bad thing? Dumb ass kid: Yes. Me: ....Then why you listening to her? Dumb ass...

42. (Taylor Swift) (116↑, 253↓)
Born December 13, 1989, Taylor Swift is a girl that sings about boys who have broken her heart, making them humiliated to leave their homes. Taylor Swift learned how to play the guitar from a computer repairman. Ever since, she wrote songs to release her pain about the difficulties she had fitting in with her peers. She began winning writing contests in elementary school and was discovered when singing Karaoke, "I'm the girl who is best friends with a guitar and writes songs about everything and everyone that happens to me. Names included. I've never been the kind of girl who needs a boyfriend. Plus, guys don't ask me out because they know I'll write songs about them. " -Taylor Swift Whether you like Taylor Swift or not, she has a genuinely good heart and is a great role model for young girls.

Taylor Swift Monologue on SNL "I like glitter and sparkly dresses, But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue I like baking and things that smell like winter, But I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue La la la, la la la I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me, But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue I like writing their names into songs so their ashamed to go out in public, But I'm not gonna say that, in my monologue. La la, la la la la la, This is my musical monologue You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone, But I'm not gonna mention him , in my monologue. Hey Joe\! I'm doing real well\! Tonight I'm hosting SNL But I'm not gonna brag about that, in my monologue. La la la, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight (Hi Taylor (Waves, Blows a Kiss and Winks)) But I'm not gonna comment on that, in my monologue. La la, la la la la la, This is my musical monologue You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye, And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue, But there's nothing more to say because everything's ok I've got security lining the stage... This is my SNL monologue La la, la la la This is my SNL monologue La la, la la la la la That was my SNL monologue (Spoken) we have a great show, Kanye West is not here, so stick around."

43. (taylor swift) (25↑, 164↓)
The greatest female singer/song writer of our time. she loves to wear sparkly dresses with hot boots. she has long curly locks. Her favorite number is 13. Her songs reflect personal experiences such as breakups and dumb ass boys. one word to sum up T Swift = INCREDIBLE.

Ethan: Hey man, have you heard of that singer, Taylor Swift? Patrick: Seriously, you listen to her? Ethan: C'mon, she is really good. and she's hot. You know you listen to her too\! Patrick: *sighs*...you're right. I really do listen to Taylor Swift. She is awesome. I'm just not man enough to admit it to anyone.

44. (Taylor Swift) (48↑, 187↓)
Currently one of the best country singers. Taylor Swift is a role model to young girls. Her music is inspiring and is written all by her. She is obviously talented, and very pretty. Unlike most celebrities Taylor Swift is down to earth and cares about her fans. She is America's Sweetheart.

Dan: Taylor Swift Chris: She any good? Dan: Dude she is amazing Chris: Pretty hot too

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45. (Taylor Swift) (68↑, 207↓)
Imma let you continue your search, but Beyonce had the best Urban Dictionary definition of ALL TIME.

Taylor Swift

46. (Taylor Swift) (25↑, 165↓)
Taylor Swift is this AH-MAZING singer who always seems to help people out through their problems. Her songs are inspirational and they teach many people to be yourself, and that love has its ups and downs.

*girl at taylor swift concert, gets to go backstage and meet her* Girl: Oh my god TAYLOR SWIFT\!\!\! I love your music\! It like totally speaks to me\! and whenever something's wrong, your music helps me feel soo much better. Can i get your autograph? Taylor: *laughs* well thank you, I try to make my songs really meaningful, and i always hope that my songs will help people. It makes me feel so much better that people are learning from my music\! and yeah sure :D *signs on a t-shirt*

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47. (Taylor Swift) (18↑, 158↓)
Well anybody down there who doesnt like Taylor Swift has sand in there vaginia and shouldnt be talking here like seriously get a life.Okay?? Anyway Taylor Swift is a contry singer or they wouldnt put her on the CMA's (which is country music awards for all you slow ones) I dont know why you guys hate her you dont know her and Im not saying I do either but I dont hate her because her dreams came true and YOURS didnt\!\!

Person 1- "Who is that chick that beat Beyoncé?" Person 2-" Oh that is Taylor Swift"

48. (Taylor Swift) (33↑, 173↓)
Taylor Swift is easily the greatest addition to counrty music. She's the most genuine person out there and really gives a crap about people. She is an amazingly talented singer/song writer and COMPLETELY DESERVES every award she has recieved. She is an incredibaly grateful and remarkable person. Anyone would be lucky to meet her. She is a role model for everyont. Taylor is one of the best live artists out there and does not enhance her voice (like the black eyed peas or ke$ha..). Taylor sells out all of her concerts and is simply awesome. There is no other word. She has a song that EVERYONE can relate to. Absolutely everyone.

jacki: ommmmgg \! *squeal* [Taylor Swift] is coming to our city\! keri: OMMFG \! nooo waaay \! i love heer \! so much\!

49. (Taylor Swift) (23↑, 164↓)
Taylor Swift is a 21 year old amazing, talented young lady and musician who sings country/pop songs. She has released 3 albums and a Christmas special album. She has blonde hair, blue eyes and is 5"11. She has a best friend Abigail who she met when she was fifteen and sings songs in apologym regret or to get revenge.

Who sings Speak Now? Taylor Swift does\!

50. (Taylor Swift) (17↑, 158↓)
A pop-country singer who is well-known for writing her own music, singing about her love life, and being loved by tween and teenage girls. Dating history includes Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, and Jake Gyllenhal to name a few.

Julia: Who's the singer that does that sound, "Speak Now?" Patricia: Taylor Swift\! Julia: Oh I love her\! Patricia: Me too\!

51. (Taylor Swift) (590↑, 743↓)
Amazing country/pop singer who's album FEARLESS went number 1 on the billboard charts for 11 weeks......aka the best artist in the world with incredible lyrics.

Taylor Swift? Yes please.

52. (Taylor Swift) (20↑, 179↓)
A singer who has such a tight little blond pussy and most guys would like to ride in a night. And she would make a perfect [Hetaira] and/or [fuck diva].

Taylor Swift should be a fuck diva.

53. (Taylor Swift) (30↑, 191↓)
The hottest country singer ALIVE

Brianna:wheres taylor swift\!aaaaaaaaaah there she is\!

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54. (Taylor Swift) (419↑, 582↓)
An epic country-pop singer who rose to international stardom after the success of her latest album, Fearless. She is the best in the world of her kind and has the most amazing voice ever. She writes all her songs and they are mostly about boys, love and that guy, Tim Mcgraw. Her latest album was also the most sold album of 2008 in iTunes.

Did you hear about that new girl Taylor Swift? She's teh bombz0rz

55. (Taylor Swift) (36↑, 214↓)
An attractive younger female of questionable age; strattling the line between legal and underage whose public behavior or attire show immaturity. Males may be hesitant to approach due to uncertainty of legal reprocutions.

There were Taylor Swifts everywhere at Old Navy. or There was a total Swift sitting in front of us at Twilight. or Check out that Taylor Swift over there in the Hanna Montana shirt.

56. (Taylor Swift) (72↑, 252↓)
A beautiful, funny, down-to-earth singer and songwriter. She's really talented and write ALL of her songs. She's a great role model to all girls. She doesn't do anything dodgy, (Unlike celebs like Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus ect). She's written a lot of amazing & inspiring songs including "Fifteen" and "Love Story". She showed the whole world that not ALL girls are bitchy, mean, rude, bad and all that crap, and she proved that doing bad things WON'T get you anywhere at life. Shes a really sweet person, she's not stuck up or snobby or anything like that. Unfortunately most celebrities don't really care about their fans but Taylor does. Shes the best country artist EVER... Okay, some people might find her 'cheesy' or 'childish' but just because shes not fake/plastic or wild or as rude as some celebrities or doesn't write songs about bad things, DOESN'T make her cheesy or for little kids. She mostly writes songs about guys that she cares about, or about guys that has hurt her in the past. Her songs come from her heart, and she claims that her songs are like 'a diary'. She really inspires me.. Not just me but she inspires millions of people across the world.

Girl\#1: I went to a concert to see Taylor Swift and I thought she was AWESOME man\! Girl\#2: I heard of her but I don't exactly know who she is, who is she? Girl\#1: It says who she is on this definition (above). Girl\#2: Ooh okay, she sounds like a cool person.. I'll search her up on youtube and listen to her music later.

57. (Taylor Swift) (242↑, 425↓)
The most amazing artist around and a great role model\!\!\!

Person 1: Hey look... Taylor Swift Person 2: Wow i wanna be just like her.

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58. (Taylor Swift) (48↑, 234↓)
An amazing singer who is going to take over the world with her big blond curls

Person 1: Who sings "You Belong with Me"? And who sings "Love Story" Person 2: Taylor Swift for both Person 1:Whoa, She's going to take over the world some day

59. (taylor swift) (78↑, 276↓)
hot country babe that america cannot live without.

dude 1: hey, let's go to that taylor swift concert, she is such a babe. dude 2: it sold out in one minute\!\!\!\! darn.

60. (Taylor Swift) (65↑, 266↓)
When a false statement is implied to take advantage of a person's gullibility. The act is carried out as a joke.

(1) The Joker: I was just speaking to George Clooney at the airport. Victim: Oh really, that's so cool The Joker: Oh wait no sorry...Taylor Swift (2) The Joker: There's a new south park episode out Victim: Oh Brilliant The Joker: Oh wait...Taylor Swift

61. (Taylor Swift) (145↑, 378↓)
The most AMAZING singer on the face of the Earth\!\!\! LOVE her\!\!\! \<3 Say you're sorry, that face of an angel comes out just when u need it 2. As I pace back and forth all this time cuz I honestly believed in you. Holdin on, the dayz drag on, stupid girl, i should've known, I should've known...\<3

Me- I love Taylor Swift Person- Me 2\! Nero- I dislike Taylor Swift, but I'll publish this anyway and not be a mean editor\! :)

62. (Taylor Swift) (126↑, 439↓)
Taylor Swift is an inside out egg (azn trying to be white) he/she that needs to open her eyes out to the world like any other azn. she barley sees which is probably why she caught aids and emphysema.

DayYuM\! That looks like Taylor Swift\!

63. (taylor swift) (132↑, 458↓)
Taylor Swift is a singer who sings "Our Song," one of the best songs to spam in forums, Ventrilo, chatrooms, etc.

Vent abuser: (blasting Taylor Swift) Vent user1: STFU NOOB Vent user2: WTF IS THIS DOLLY PARTON?\!?\!?\! Vent user3: AHHHHHHHH\!\!\!\!\!\! Vent user4: STFU AND DIE Vent user5: IMA GET YOU BANNED NOOB

64. (Taylor Swift) (108↑, 607↓)
A freakin' hot-ass girl that I'm in love with. I've heard rumors that she might have a career in music, but I have no idea. I've honestly never heard any songs by her, but I could look at her photoshoots all day long.

I'm thinking of sending a marriage proposal to Taylor Swift.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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